Meet the Family

Her Smelly Majesty, Queen Liz, Supreme Mum

His Obtuse Highness, Charlie, Princes of Whales
Her Royal Pain in the Highness, Annette, Princess of Ponies
His Hard-Headed Highness, Eddie, Oil of Wesson
The Tolerable Fairy, Cornelia Harksin-Bowls, Duchess of Cornball
Dolly of the Princess
The Dolly's Llama
Mandy Lin of Prince Charlie
Mabel
...and last, and most definitely least...
His Blundering Highness, Phil, Prince of Duds
   
   
Since our endearing family of trolls is based loosely (and I mean, very loosely) on the British Royal Family, we have included some links to Wikipedia information on the disfunctional, yet still loveable Royal Family of the United Kingdom.
Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
His Royal Highness The Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, Duke of Rothesay
Her Royal Highness The Princess Anne, Princess Royal, LG, LT, GCVO, QSO, GCL
His Royal Highness The Prince Edward Antony Richard Louis, Earl of Wessex, Viscount Severn, Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Knight Commander of the Royal Victorian Order, Honorary Member of the Saskatchewan Order of Merit, Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty
Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cornwall
The British Royal Family
   
And of course, we couldn't leave out the actual Dalai Lama. Did you know he wasn't a spitting animal?
The Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso