| Come Take the Plunge! |
| Royal Flush will be appearing in all their putrescence at the following festivals: |
![]() JUNE 3-4, 2006
Rogersville, TN Being immortal and eternally bored, Her Smelly Majesty, Queen Liz, Supreme Mum and her children, His Royal Hiney, Charlie, Prince of Whales and Her Royal Pain in the Highness, Annette, Princess of Ponies (whew, I am exhausted with the titles) have arrived in the Village of Crockett Park just in time for the festivities. As trolls, it is their duty to um…safeguard, yeah, that’s it…safeguard the bridges and all other crossing-over-water contraption thingies that the humans come up with. With the help of her immense semi-knowledge of horticulture (Charlie likes flowers), the Princess has convinced Charlie to work together to hoodwink Mum. They have duped her Majesty into thinking that this day was in her honor…just don’t tell Mum that it’s Queen Elizabeth…not Queen Liz. We just don’t see that going well. |
![]() JUNE 24-25 & JULY 1-2, 2006 Richmond, KY (near Lexington) |